Buying Pot

I'm so thankful most business transactions are not done the same way as buying pot. I find buying pot to be one of the most excruciation activities in life that is such a waste of time. It's never here's my money thanks for the pot. I'll see you next time. I have to go to some crappy apartment complex atleast while living in Texas, but I feel like most pot dealers living situations are almost the same. They always live in a shitty apartment with nothing fixed or some what decorated, maybe a Scarface poster or a blacklight poster of a canabis that is barely hanging onto the wall. The couch is covered in burn marks or resin stains. The one thing that pot dealers put money into is their sweet ass entertainment system. After you buy the pot it feels like you have to stick around and seem interested in their live action figurine collection. "Oh, wow! You've never taken Jigsaw out of the box." Why does it always seem that their mother or grandmother is sick in the next room. My roommate has this story where he ended up wearing this long oversize tshirt over his work clothes so he wouldn't reek of pot when he went to work while smoking pot next to the guy's sick sleeping grandmother. "I feel weird smoking in front of your grandmother." he said to his coworker to which his coworker replied, "It's cool. She's so out of it she doesn't even know what's going on." There is also always a kid just wondering around and everyone is cool with doing bong rips in front of it because they rationalize to themselves that kids don't form memories at the age of six. They do. The pot dealer also has invested his money wisely into an exotic animal like an iguana and wants to show you what tricks it can do. Iguanas don't do tricks, so you just watch the pot dealer yet at it's iguana, "Jump!" while the iguana is looking back stoicly. You exclaim, "it's alright I can see the trick some other time." to which the pot dealer get's more annoyed with iguana and starts rattling it's cage while yelling "Spike, jump!" All of this has added up to almost an hour and then you are asked if you want to smoke a bit and watch crazy moments caught on tape, so that takes another hour. Buying pot is the most unproductive activity one can do. If I get a car ride from somebody I'll always joke if it's cool if that person can drive me to buy some pot because everyone knows how annoying the process can be.

I have never understood the appeal to pot. I have liked it for only a handful of times, but I haven't dedicated mylife or based my lifestyle around it. I find pot heads annoying. Yes, I do believe it should be legal, but always seems like people who are fighting for it don't have their shit together, plus fuck you there are bigger problems to fight for right now. The only reason why I would like pot to be legal is so it I wouldn't have to waste 2 hours out of my day buying it. Also, pot heads sound stupid when they start talking about how stupid that the government hasn't made it legal. They're go to defense is that it alleviates cancer which I find to be such a hidden agenda. They don't care about people dying with cancer. They just want their pot.