I am a comic living in Astoria, NY.  I wake up around 10:30 every morning.  I lay in bed for another 15 minutes.  I finally get out of bed and put my work out clothes.  I head to the bodega located next to my apartment with exact change of seventy five cents.  I ask for a coffee, just milk no sugar.  I head to the gym and do cardio for about twenty minutes and lift weights for the remainder of the hour.  I head back to my apartment and prepare a smoothie of blueberries, greek yogurt and soy milk and make more coffee.  I then start the rest of my day writing, facebooking and scouring the internet for strange videos for inspiration.  If I could describe myself in three words it would be crazy, sexy, cool and dependable.  I don’t really tell it like it is and I  pull punches.  I am a Mergers and Acquisitions daughter.  I am what you call a double threat.  I can act, do standup and birdcalls.