Stealing Wi-Fi

Written and Directed by Tony Deyo and Andy Hendrickson

Starring:  Andy Hendrickson, Nikki Glaser, Ryan Hamilton and Me (Sarah Tollemache)  

Slice of Life: Yelling Small Talk

This scene is to show the kind of interactions I have with my dad when I come to visit.

Int. Starbucks

Sarah

Weird!

Father

I'm sorry I didn't hear you.  I'm getting old.

Sarah (yelling)

I SAID IT'S WEIRD!  THEY USUALLY FILL MY COFFEE UP TO THE BRIM.  IT'S LIKE THEY GAVE ME A TALL BUT IN A GRANDE CUP

Father

Oh.  That's why I usually bring my own cup

Sarah

It looks like you got a lot of rain down here.

Father

I'm sorry.  What?

Sarah (yelling)

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A LOT OF RAIN DOWN HERE IN KINGWOOD.  ALL THE VEGETATION LOOKS ALL LUSH AND GREEN

Father

Oh yea.  It rained non stop for two weeks.  Your mom and I didn't have to water the garden for awhile which was nice.

Sarah

I noticed mom's copper pots look all shiny.

Father

What?

Sarah (yelling)

I NOTICED MOM'S COPPER POTS ARE LOOKING POLISHED.  THEY'RE ALL SHINY.  IT LOOKS GOOD.  IT LOOKS LIKE MOM GOT SOME MORE COPPER POTS.

Father

You know your mother, always has to be cleaning something

Sarah (yelling)

SHE DID LIKE A CLEAN HOUSE

ext. of starbucks car Sarah and Dad are walking towards the car and get in

int. of car

Sarah (yelling)

YOUR CAR SMELLS SO NICE.

Father

Sarah, why are you yelling.  Wow New York has made you a lot edgier.

(black out)

Alone in The Middle

I was born into this world alone and I will probably die alone, but I also do a lot of alone in the middle as well like at Subway.  I don't think I have ever eaten there with someone else.  You probably still feel alone if you eat there with a companion.  I like to sit outward facing the outside and just zone out while eating my sandwich.  I don't even know why they put tables that fit more than one person. Subway should just have a row of single chairs facing a mirror so you can look at yourself while you eat by yourself.  I do a lot of activities alone, like going to Radio Shack to get a USB chord for my printer or traveling to the airport and sitting on a bench that is not stable so everytime this lady in ill fitting sweatpants gets up to get something out of the vending machine I get jolted up like I'm on a seesaw and some dick kid just abruptly left while the song, She Works Hard For Her Money, plays in the background. Those are the little moments that make up life.  

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The Trip: Daybreak

Here's another clip from the movie, The Trip.  I love this kind of comedy.